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Are you desperately waiting for the love of your life? Do you not want to spend Valentine’s Day on your own with a huge amount of chocolate (or vodka) anymore? Are you sick of relatives asking where your boyfriend/girlfriend is? Then don’t wait any longer! FAECTOR is here to help. Since Valentine’s Day is coming up and we couldn’t stand it any longer that many of us are still so lonely, we have organised a real FAECTOR dating service*.
Now, I see you thinking: how does this work? Well, it’s actually quite simple. We offer three packages. The first package, the ‘SOS-help-me-to-find-a-date package’, is the simplest one: you just have to send in your photo and your preferences and we will look for your perfect love. Then, one day before Valentine’s Day, we will send you an email with your date, and it’s up to you what to do with him/her.
You will learn all kinds of flirting tips and tricks to impress your date
This could be you with your date!
Our second package, the ‘SOS-help-me-survive-Valentine’s-Day-package’, offers a bit more. Besides looking for a lover, we will organise a romantic evening as well. This, of course, will be a surprise and only on Valentine’s Day itself you will hear who your date is and what you are going to do that night. Of course, you can indicate what kind of activities you like.
Our premium package, the ’SOS-I-don’t-know-anything-about-love’, is the most advanced one. This is for the really desperate ones among us. We offer you: a lover, a real romantic date AND some dating tips! Besides, we will take care of a real rose with which you can impress your date. One day before Valentine’s Day you will get a crash course in dating by Mister Love. During this course you will learn all kinds of flirting tips and tricks to impress your date.
So, there is no worry that you will be alone during the most romantic day of the year. Are you interested in one of these programs and do you want to know more about it? Or do you want to sign up? Then send an email to estimator@faector.nl!
*FAECTOR is not responsible for any lovesickness.
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